Don’t get it on You

“You just can’t argue with a moron. It’s like handling Nuclear waste. It’s not good, it’s not evil, but for Christ’s sake, don’t get any on you!!”

— Chuck, PCGen mailing list

On English Language

“The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don’t just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.”
– James D. Nicoll

Poxy Server

“I’m happy to do the tracker stuff since our Microsoft Poxy Server (that’s poxy, not proxy) won’t let me connect to sourcesafe’s CVS…”

— Karianna, pcgen mailing list

What the Label Says

DM : “You search the storeroom and find a barrel marked ‘elf pudding’.”

Random: “Elven pudding! Wonderful stuff. I haven’t had it since I left the elven homeland.  Gimme!”

Dolarn: “We’re in a goblin lair and it says ‘elf pudding’. I wouldn’t.”

Random: “What?! You mean… <hyuuuurfff>”

— at the game

Majority Vote

Logan: “I don’t think it’s a good idea.”

Raven: “The vote is three to one against you — me, the crystal ball, and the little voices in your head.”

— at the game.