Author: kjdavies

“History is made by stupid people

“Clever people wouldn’t even try.

“If you want a place in the history books

“Then do something dumb before you die.”

— The Arrogant Worms, History is Made by Stupid People

“Sometimes my brain is a very strange place to live in.”

— Dana Smith

“My brain is like greased glass: nothing sticks and it’s really hard to focus on anything.”

— Angstrom, IRC

“Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code is a psychopath who knows where you live.”

— Damian Conway

“Trying to sway him from his current kook-rant with facts is like trying to create a vacuum in a room by pushing the air out with your hands.”

— Matt Frisch

“English is not a language.  English is a bad habit shared between Norman invaders and Saxon barmaids.”

— Frog, IRC

“Look, I’m serious dammit.  Woudl I have crossposted to alt.religion.kibology if I wasn’t?”

— Hong Oi

<Owen> Argh, where did my memory card go?

<Keith> Am I the only one who sees the irony in his forgetting where he put this item?

— IRC

“Y’know, I’m screwed if Cthulhu is real… I’ve seen too many plushies, so many pics that make him look like an adorable squishy squid thing I just wanna hug…”

— Saras

“The path of elegance is littered with the corpses of half-implemented code.”

— Devon, PCGen mailing list