I’m Screwed

“Y’know, I’m screwed if Cthulhu is real… I’ve seen too many plushies, so many pics that make him look like an adorable squishy squid thing I just wanna hug…”

— Saras

Kittens

“Kittens have this bright-eyed and mad intensity mixed with the fact that they’re a tiny ball of clumsy fluff.”

— Genarti, IRC

Don’t get it on You

“You just can’t argue with a moron. It’s like handling Nuclear waste. It’s not good, it’s not evil, but for Christ’s sake, don’t get any on you!!”

— Chuck, PCGen mailing list

On English Language

“The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don’t just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.”
– James D. Nicoll