History is Made by Stupid People

“History is made by stupid people

“Clever people wouldn’t even try.

“If you want a place in the history books

“Then do something dumb before you die.”

— The Arrogant Worms, History is Made by Stupid People

Creating a Vacuum

“Trying to sway him from his current kook-rant with facts is like trying to create a vacuum in a room by pushing the air out with your hands.”

— Matt Frisch

Lost Memory

<Owen> Argh, where did my memory card go?

<Keith> Am I the only one who sees the irony in his forgetting where he put this item?


I’m Screwed

“Y’know, I’m screwed if Cthulhu is real… I’ve seen too many plushies, so many pics that make him look like an adorable squishy squid thing I just wanna hug…”

— Saras

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