“I’m happy to do the tracker stuff since our Microsoft Poxy Server (that’s poxy, not proxy) won’t let me connect to sourcesafe’s CVS…”
— Karianna, pcgen mailing list
Quotes
What the Label Says
DM : “You search the storeroom and find a barrel marked ‘elf pudding’.”
Random: “Elven pudding! Wonderful stuff. I haven’t had it since I left the elven homeland. Gimme!”
Dolarn: “We’re in a goblin lair and it says ‘elf pudding’. I wouldn’t.”
Random: “What?! You mean… <hyuuuurfff>”
— at the game
Let’s Just Get Along
Evil High Priest: “Leave now, if you value your skins.”
Garrick: “I’m all for it.”
— at the game
Majority Vote
Logan: “I don’t think it’s a good idea.”
Raven: “The vote is three to one against you — me, the crystal ball, and the little voices in your head.”
— at the game.
Resisting Temptation
Elarios: “Shade, you showed honor and mercy. Raven, you were courageous beyond expectation. Logan, you resisted the temptation of knowledge.”
Logan: “That’s… good, right?”
— at the game
You’re Doing What?
“Okay, let’s get this straight. It’s late November, and you’re in Northern Siberia digging for goldfish?”
— at the game
It’s all Good
“It’s all good when you’ve got ephemeral possessing entities of pure evil.”
— Dave Harper
On Improving Chances
“There are points wherein new circumstances will fail to have any impact on a given situation. When shooting fish in a barrel, to use an extreme example, the addition of a sniper scope just doesn’t make things easier.”
— Larry D. Hols