Lost Memory

<Owen> Argh, where did my memory card go?

<Keith> Am I the only one who sees the irony in his forgetting where he put this item?

— IRC

I’m Screwed

“Y’know, I’m screwed if Cthulhu is real… I’ve seen too many plushies, so many pics that make him look like an adorable squishy squid thing I just wanna hug…”

— Saras

Kittens

“Kittens have this bright-eyed and mad intensity mixed with the fact that they’re a tiny ball of clumsy fluff.”

— Genarti, IRC

What do you Say?

(after giving my two year old daughter a strawberry):

Naomi: “Strawberry!”

Me: “What do you say?”

Naomi: “My strawberry!”

Impressive, but Futile

“Your ability to bang your head against reality in the hope that reality will crack first is impressive, but futile.”

— Geoffrey Brent, in rec.games.frp.dnd

Don’t get it on You

“You just can’t argue with a moron. It’s like handling Nuclear waste. It’s not good, it’s not evil, but for Christ’s sake, don’t get any on you!!”

— Chuck, PCGen mailing list

On English Language

“The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don’t just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.”
– James D. Nicoll

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