Lost Memory

<Owen> Argh, where did my memory card go?

<Keith> Am I the only one who sees the irony in his forgetting where he put this item?


I’m Screwed

“Y’know, I’m screwed if Cthulhu is real… I’ve seen too many plushies, so many pics that make him look like an adorable squishy squid thing I just wanna hug…”

— Saras


“Kittens have this bright-eyed and mad intensity mixed with the fact that they’re a tiny ball of clumsy fluff.”

— Genarti, IRC

What do you Say?

(after giving my two year old daughter a strawberry):

Naomi: “Strawberry!”

Me: “What do you say?”

Naomi: “My strawberry!”

Impressive, but Futile

“Your ability to bang your head against reality in the hope that reality will crack first is impressive, but futile.”

— Geoffrey Brent, in rec.games.frp.dnd

Don’t get it on You

“You just can’t argue with a moron. It’s like handling Nuclear waste. It’s not good, it’s not evil, but for Christ’s sake, don’t get any on you!!”

— Chuck, PCGen mailing list

On English Language

“The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don’t just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.”
– James D. Nicoll

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